10 Sex Toys Worth Blowing Your Tax Return On

It’s tax season, and that means some of us may be coming into a chunk of change that we can immediately blow on things we’ve been wanting to buy for ages. That’s how I tend to view my tax refund, anyway. If you’re like me and you’re excited about finally having a little bit of disposable income, you may want to consider finding the best bang for your buck when it comes to buying sex toys. No worries there–folks at Good Vibrations and I have you covered! Here are ten toys that are perfect options for spoiling yourself with that sweet, sweet government rebate.

1. Satisfyer Pro 2

For those who need to be mindful of their spending but still want to treat themselves, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is great option. The Satisfyer Pro 2 uses air-pulsing technology to stimulate the clitoris and is perfect for those who enjoy oral sex. Its sucking sensation will drive you wild and the removable silicone head means it’s body-safe and easy to clean. It’s also waterproof, rechargeable, has an ergonomic shape, and provides a nice range of intensity options. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a toy you’ll find yourself reaching for over and over and it won’t break the bank!

Check out my full review of the Satisfyer Pro 2 here.

2. Pleasure Works Silicone Dildo Line

Pleasure Works is a great brand that makes silicone dildos in single and dual-densities. Their line of realistic dual-density dildos is a long-time favorite of mine. Named after naval ranks like the First Mate, Admiral, or Captain, this line is a real heart-throb. Who doesn’t love a man in uniform?

If you’ve never tried dual-density silicone toys before, this is my go-to line of toys to recommend. They’re affordable for their quality and they’re so plush on the outside. The firm inner core makes penetration easy so you can enjoy the super-soft realistic texture on the outside without the unwanted “floppiness” of single-density soft toys. All of the models in this line are body-safe silicone, harness compatible, and come in three flesh tones.

My personal favorite in this line is Captain, which you can read all about here.

3. Fun Factory Stronic Line

Fun Factory has been putting out some great toys for years now, but their Stronic line is really something else–so much so that one of them claimed the #1 spot in my Top Toys of 2018 post. These toys are known as “pulsators” because they don’t vibrate so much as thrust. The thrusts are fast and hard short bursts, unlike the Velvet Thruster, which is a good alternative if you prefer a long, slow thrusting experience.

Try the Stronic G for intense G-spot stimulation, the Stronic Real for a more realistic look and feel, or the Stronic Surf for lovers of texture. (Psst! Looking for a penis toy instead? Fun Factory also makes the Manta, which is a great high-end option.)

Read my full review of the Stronic Real here.

4. Rimming Plug

The absolute Cadillac of anal toys, in my opinion, is the Rimming Plug by B-Vibe. If you’ve got the tax refund to burn on this more expensive anal toy, you won’t be disappointed. It’s got all the bells and whistles you could ask for in an anal toy. Not only does it vibrate, but it also has rotating beads in the neck of the plug and is controlled by a wireless remote. This one is an all-time favorite plug of mine and makes a great toy for date nights out due to the remote control.  

Keep in mind this is definitely an advanced plug since it’s quite large in size. If you’re intimidated by the size of the Rimming Plug, it’s also available in a Petite version! Need something even smaller? Try the Novice or the Trio. They don’t have a rotating neck, but are great remote-controlled vibrating plugs.

Read my review of the Rimming Petite Plug here.

5. NYTC Shilo

Shilo is a bendable dildo by the New York Toy Collective, who specialize in gender-affirming sex toys and accessories. It’s a “pack and play” toy, meaning it’s suitable to be used as a packer (penis prosthetic for trans masculine folks) but is also usable as a penetrative dildo.

What’s unique about Shilo is its poseable inner core, which allows you to get the exact shape you want, but still provides a firm structure to the toy to make it comfortable for penetration. Shilo makes an incredible g-spot or p-spot dildo on its own, even if packing isn’t something you’re interested in. It’s anal safe and harness-compatible, too. What’s not to love? It comes in four flesh tones as well as a blue/black swirl design.

6. Magic Wand Rechargeable

The Magic Wand (formally Hitachi) is a sex toy icon that has been adored for some time now, but the original version has some issues I addressed in my review. People fell in love with the powerful rumbly vibrations of this toy, but concerns about the porous head were addressed when the distributor put out the Magic Wand Rechargeable. This beacon of light made one of the most popular vibrators of all time even better! Not only is this version cordless, it also has a silicone head, buttons to replace the switch-style controls, and the added option of four speeds and patterns. It’s an incredible upgrade. While it is a bit pricier than the original, there is no doubt in my mind that it is well worth it for anyone to invest in the newer version, especially if you have the extra cash from your tax return lying around.

If the rechargeable is still slightly out of your price range, the Magic Wand Plus is a great alternative! It’s also a body-safe upgrade from the original and has multiple speeds, but the Plus lacks the patterns and is corded instead of rechargeable. So long as you have access to an outlet and don’t desperately need patterned settings, it’s a great compromise between functionality and price!

Read my reviews of the Original Magic Wand, Rechargeable Magic Wand, and Magic Wand Plus to decide which one best suits your needs.

7. Vesper

Vesper is a classy piece of jewelry that also happens to be a discreet vibrator. The vibrator pendant is made of stainless steel but the chain is available in silver, rose gold, or 24K gold. With strong, pinpoint vibrations, it’s great for getting off in a pinch. It’s also USB rechargeable so it’s super travel-friendly and subtle for situations where sex toys may not be convenient to bring. Maybe Vesper isn’t something to wear to the office every day, but it’s perfect for play parties or dates. Bonus: it makes a great ice-breaker when you want to start flirting with someone who asks about it.

8. Tango

When it comes to bullet vibes, the We-Vibe Tango is a staple in any sex toy collection. It’s compact, sleek, and super rumbly! While most bullets don’t have a lot of power to them, the Tango provides strong vibrations that satisfy even those who are used to wand-style vibrators. It’s also rechargeable, waterproof, and has pulsating settings among its multi-speed options. There’s something for everyone with the Tango and it can even be swapped out in most bullet sleeves or vibrating dildos to give some extra power to other toys you love.

9. Pure Wand

The Pure Wand is another staple in the sex toy world that people primarily use for g-spotting. This polished stainless-steel beast clocks in at over a pound and half, giving you a really solid tool to work with in trying to achieve the best g-spot orgasm you can. This toy is known to make some people squirt more than anything else on the market. Its heavy weight and curved design make reaching your g-spot easier and more pleasurable than most silicone toys due to the amount of firm pressure you can put on your g-spot.

Keep in mind that steel is a body-safe sex toy material and is a breeze to clean. You can even soak it in some warm or cold water for a little temperature play to liven up your session.

10. The Cowgirl

For those coming into a large sum of money they can safely spend without worrying about next month’s rent, the Cowgirl is the ultimate luxury toy. Made of vegan leather, this is a sex toy you can literally saddle up into and go for a ride. With multiple vibrating and rotation settings, you can customize your Cowgirl experience. It is also controlled via a remote and an app if that kind of thing excites you. Whether you’re enjoying this ride solo or hosting a sex party, this sex machine is a super exciting addition to any home.

Hopefully you find something of interest in this list and get the tax refund that you need to make it a reality. Large sums of money don’t come into your life often, so when they do and you’re financially able to treat yourself, go for it!

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