How To Bewitch a Penis

If you write a ridiculous article about the mystifying “riddle” that is the clitoris, I’m going to respond with an equally ridiculous article to illustrate how absurd it would be to talk about the penis that way.

Review: Je Joue Mimi Soft

The Mimi Soft is an external vibrator that is smooth, sleek, and has just a bit of “squish” in the tip. While its lower-end vibrations are not Earth-shattering, it makes a nice addition to your toy box if you don’t need a powerhouse and prefer something that can go from broad vibration to pinpoint by just angling it differently.

Review: Strange Bedfellas Medium Batou

I’m back with another custom pour from Strange Bedfellas! This time I’m testing Batou, one of their humanoid models, in a firmer silicone than my last custom toy. With floppiness no longer an issue, I’m able to truly enjoy this model for its clever design, interesting texture, and its gorgeous, bright colors.

Springtime Sadness: Coping with Seasonal Depression

Seasonal depression is commonly associated with winter due to shorter days and lack of sunlight, but did you know some people experience seasonal depression in the spring? My battle with the early months of spring began many years ago, and it’s something I try to prepare myself for each year. If you’re struggling with your mental health during any season, here’s a few tips that help me.

Healing After Heartbreak: A Breakup Survival Guide

Breakups are some of the hardest things we experience in life. They’re painful and full of related stresses like financial instability, having to move, or potentially losing your best friend. Getting through a breakup is hard and may seem like a never-ending endeavor, but the pain will be manageable in time. Here’s some advice for surviving a breakup and dealing with a broken heart.

Review: ZALO Baby Star

The Baby Star is an app-controlled silicone vibrator that can easily be used solo in bed or subtly in a crowded restaurant with a partner. With a baby pink appearance, beautiful packaging you’ll definitely want to keep, and 18K gold-plated features, this is one sex toy fit for a princess.

Lube Guide

What’s the difference between water-based and silicone-based lubes? Are they all safe to use with condoms? Are they all safe to use with toys? Read up on the basics of sexual lubricants and find out how to find the best one for you!

Review: Uberrime Ripley

Ripley is the gorgeous Earth-toned alien dildo created by Uberrime. It has an amazing spine-like texture on the underside of the shaft as well as some veiny texture by the base. For texture-lovers and those who enjoy fantasy dildos that double as art pieces, I recommend you give Ripley a try.

A Dildo by Any Other Name

Something I’ve noticed a lot during my years as a sex toy reviewer is that many companies use human names for their sex toys. It’s always irked me just a little bit, but for a while I couldn’t quite put my finger on why. However, I think it’s time we have a discussion about this practice and how we can improve people’s sex-toy-buying experiences by avoiding it entirely.