Review: Blush Neo Elite 7″

Blush is a sex toy brand known for their affordability. Imagine my delight when I saw that they had put out a line of dual-density silicone dildos! These toys are a total game-changer to anyone who wants to try dual density, but can’t afford to invest $100 in a sex toy. Luxury feel at a bargain price–that’s why I love Blush.

How To Bewitch a Penis

If you write a ridiculous article about the mystifying “riddle” that is the clitoris, I’m going to respond with an equally ridiculous article to illustrate how absurd it would be to talk about the penis that way.

Review: Je Joue Mimi Soft

The Mimi Soft is an external vibrator that is smooth, sleek, and has just a bit of “squish” in the tip. While its lower-end vibrations are not Earth-shattering, it makes a nice addition to your toy box if you don’t need a powerhouse and prefer something that can go from broad vibration to pinpoint by just angling it differently.

Review: Strange Bedfellas Medium Batou

I’m back with another custom pour from Strange Bedfellas! This time I’m testing Batou, one of their humanoid models, in a firmer silicone than my last custom toy. With floppiness no longer an issue, I’m able to truly enjoy this model for its clever design, interesting texture, and its gorgeous, bright colors.

Springtime Sadness: Coping with Seasonal Depression

Seasonal depression is commonly associated with winter due to shorter days and lack of sunlight, but did you know some people experience seasonal depression in the spring? My battle with the early months of spring began many years ago, and it’s something I try to prepare myself for each year. If you’re struggling with your mental health during any season, here’s a few tips that help me.

10 Sex Toys Worth Blowing Your Tax Return On

Getting a tax refund this year? Looking to treat yourself to something fancy? What better to do with government money than buy something to fuck yourself with! For refunds small and large, here are my top ten toys worth blowing some extra cash on.

Review: FunKit Toys NoFrillDo X

Funkit Toys is a small business with a line of basic, low-cost silicone dildos suitably named “NoFrillDos.” The NoFrillDo X is part of the second series of this line and is a great option for those looking for a simple, body-safe toy on the girthier side.

Review: Uberrime Vivo

The Vivo Superhero line is modeled after your favorite Marvel characters. With a defined head, ridge texture, and plush feel, it makes an excellent dildo for anyone who doesn’t mind a little squishiness in their toys.

Healing After Heartbreak: A Breakup Survival Guide

Breakups are some of the hardest things we experience in life. They’re painful and full of related stresses like financial instability, having to move, or potentially losing your best friend. Getting through a breakup is hard and may seem like a never-ending endeavor, but the pain will be manageable in time. Here’s some advice for surviving a breakup and dealing with a broken heart.

Review: ZALO Baby Star

The Baby Star is an app-controlled silicone vibrator that can easily be used solo in bed or subtly in a crowded restaurant with a partner. With a baby pink appearance, beautiful packaging you’ll definitely want to keep, and 18K gold-plated features, this is one sex toy fit for a princess.

5 Ways My Sexual Submission Reflects Feminism

If you’ve ever wondered about my name and what it means to be a submissive feminist, I’ve spelled it out for you in this piece. While it may seem “ironic” at first glance, I’ve grown to realize that it makes perfect sense to combine these identities. My sexual submission is a feminist act at the core.

Lube Guide

What’s the difference between water-based and silicone-based lubes? Are they all safe to use with condoms? Are they all safe to use with toys? Read up on the basics of sexual lubricants and find out how to find the best one for you!

13 Fantastic Galentine’s Day Gift Ideas

Galentine’s Day, a holiday for “ladies supporting ladies,” is celebrated on February 13th. Show your appreciation for all the special women in your life by giving them a gift. Not sure what to get? Here are 13 suggestions for the perfect Galentine’s Day gift.

Review: Uberrime Ripley

Ripley is the gorgeous Earth-toned alien dildo created by Uberrime. It has an amazing spine-like texture on the underside of the shaft as well as some veiny texture by the base. For texture-lovers and those who enjoy fantasy dildos that double as art pieces, I recommend you give Ripley a try.

A Dildo by Any Other Name

Something I’ve noticed a lot during my years as a sex toy reviewer is that many companies use human names for their sex toys. It’s always irked me just a little bit, but for a while I couldn’t quite put my finger on why. However, I think it’s time we have a discussion about this practice and how we can improve people’s sex-toy-buying experiences by avoiding it entirely.