The (Sub) Missive

My newsletter, the (Sub) Missive, will be sent out periodically with information about new content featured on the website, updates on my personal life, featured news, as well as upcoming reviews and some Instagram photos!

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October 14, 2017: Issue #1

Issue #1 of the newsletter is finally here just after hitting 100 subscribers! In this issue, I discuss the status of the website and give you snippets on the newest content I’ve posted!

I discuss my summer life updates, my new asshole kitten, and new features I’ve been working on. I’ve started a new series called Sex Tour where I travel around and give you reports of sex shops and other interesting places.

For once, I have a surplus of new toys to test out. Hopefully, I can keep this up as I publish more reviews.

I also post a sneak peek of my new Instagram. I have to admit, I’m a little obsessed with it. I always look forward to posting new sex toy photos so be sure to follow me for more!

November 22, 2017: Issue #2

Issue #2 is out in time for all the Black Friday deals! I give you a list of the hottest sex toy sales this holiday season so you can snag that perfect present for your significant other or treat yourself to something nice.

I give you a look at some of the fresh content the website has to offer, including a few new Sex Tour stops, a vegan toy guide, a piece on body positivity, and some new sex toy reviews.

I talk about what I’ve been up to lately, what Sex Tour stops I’ve been going to, and my new found love for Vibrator Nation. If you haven’t read it yet, go pick up a copy!

As always, there’s a list of upcoming reviews, a peek at my Instagram, some short stories featured elsewhere, and some notable asks I’ve gotten on Tumblr.

January 16, 2018: Issue #3

The first newsletter of 2018! I kick off Issue #3 with some sex toy deals before Valentine’s Day. I also give you a look at life updates and fresh content, including my Top Toy Picks of 2017.

This issue of the newsletter features a handful of toy reviews, a Sex Tour article, and an important piece on Green Flags in Relationships.

After months of fighting it, I finally caved and got a Twitter account. Follow me there for more updates!

This issue also features a look at the Dodil, a new reshapable dildo on the market, as well as a piece by sex blogger, Epiphora, on the difference between rumbly and buzzy toys.

April 22, 2018: Issue #4

It’s been a while! Sorry about that but life has been really busy. I kicked off this issue of the newsletter with some current sex toy sales that I’m hoping you guys took full advantage of because they were some good deals.

Catch up on recently ported content including several toy reviews, an article on dick size, a personal experience with medical discrimination, and a piece on the “one penis policy.”

Read about what’s had me so busy, including buying a house and starting up a Podcast with my BFF, Jen. Also, if you happened to donate to my fundraiser or were following that at all, you’ll be excited to know I’m headed to the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit this summer!

And of course, there’s a list of upcoming reviews to look out for as well as a peek at my Instagram and some content posted by other amazing folks!