I got the chance to design the pink sparkly unicorn cock of my dreams thanks to Kreature Adult Toys! This queer-owned small business is out there making dreams come true, but will I be able to tame this wild fantasy?
The Uberrime Astra is a toy designed for simplicity but it certainly isn’t boring. With a tapered, bulbous head, curved shaft, and a surprise feature on the base, it has everything I look for in a g-spot dildo and more!
The Uberrime Sensi is a small and simple toy with some really exciting applications. It’s the first “vaginal plug” in my sex toy collection and while any user can enjoy it, I’ve had a lot of fun intergrating it into my D/s dynamic. Is this squishy glittery dildo the thing that’s missing from your toy box?
The Uberrime Bella is available in not one or two densities but THREE. As a huge fan of dual-density toys, I had to know what a triple density dildo felt like, as it’s the first of its kind in my collection. Which do you think I preferred?
Blush is a sex toy brand known for their affordability. Imagine my delight when I saw that they had put out a line of dual-density silicone dildos! These toys are a total game-changer to anyone who wants to try dual density, but can’t afford to invest $100 in a sex toy. Luxury feel at a bargain price–that’s why I love Blush.
I’m back with another custom pour from Strange Bedfellas! This time I’m testing Batou, one of their humanoid models, in a firmer silicone than my last custom toy. With floppiness no longer an issue, I’m able to truly enjoy this model for its clever design, interesting texture, and its gorgeous, bright colors.
Funkit Toys is a small business with a line of basic, low-cost silicone dildos suitably named “NoFrillDos.” The NoFrillDo X is part of the second series of this line and is a great option for those looking for a simple, body-safe toy on the girthier side.
The Vivo Superhero line is modeled after your favorite Marvel characters. With a defined head, ridge texture, and plush feel, it makes an excellent dildo for anyone who doesn’t mind a little squishiness in their toys.
Tyv is a knotted dildo modeled after “a big furry shapeshifter.” It’s made by Etsy company Strange Bedfellas and is a unique shape you won’t see elsewhere. Despite some silicone density issues on my end, I appreciate this toy for the work of art it is.
Ripley is the gorgeous Earth-toned alien dildo created by Uberrime. It has an amazing spine-like texture on the underside of the shaft as well as some veiny texture by the base. For texture-lovers and those who enjoy fantasy dildos that double as art pieces, I recommend you give Ripley a try.
Justin is a rainbow silicone dildo by Addiction that has the amazing “squish” factor of a dual-density toy at an affordable price. This body-safe option is not only great for those looking to display some LGBT pride, but anyone who loves a nice thick, plush toy.
Uncircumcised dildos are a rare find for me, so I was really excited about the New York Toy Collective’s Ellis joining my collection. However, Ellis has some issues that I simply can’t get over to fully enjoy this toy.
If you’re in the market for a fantasy dildo, the Pleasure Forge is a great shop that sells a series of D&D-based creature dicks in gorgeous color combinations. You can even create the custom toy of your wildest dreams!
The Ambit is a g-spot dildo in a mid-range size that comes in an array of gorgeous colors. If you’re looking for something outside the norm of boring pink and purple sex toys, the Ambit is the answer.
I don’t consider myself a size queen, but for indulgent solo sessions, I like to challenge myself in some way. For years now, the lengthy Tantus Uncut #1 has been my go-to toy for that, but out from the mist emerges a new Hero.
Alex is a traditional dildo by BS Atelier that features a gorgeous rainbow design. It runs on the small size and doesn’t offer many frills but it’s a hell of a beginner’s toy for anyone looking to show off a little LGBT pride.
Never before has a dildo prompted me to break out the fancy china and pour a cup of tea, but here we are. With a classic design pattern, traditionally smooth shape, and capabilities for temperature play, the Tea Time dildo brings a lot more than tea to the table.
The Dodil is a customizable silicone dildo that can be altered again and again simply by soaking in hot water. With the ability to add texture and redefine shape, the Dodil is perfect for those looking to step away from traditional toys and try something new.
Do you find realistic dildos a little lackluster? Need something more majestic and wild in the bedroom? Look no further! This glorious creation from Split Peaches is sure to bring some magic to your sex life.
We humans have so little time on this Earth that I never would have guessed I’d be spending any of it Googling for robot eroticia–yet here I am. Introducing what is perhaps the most…peculiar sex toy in my collection as of yet: the Tantus Steam Hunk.
In 2012, I wrote a review for the Cush O2 for a site I no longer review for. Many of the toys I had reviewed with them have long-since been discontinued from my collection due to safety concerns or personal preferences. However, nearly in 2018, I still find myself reaching for this old friend. Being one of the few toys I’ve spent over five years with, I think the Cush O2 deserves a revamped review.