Saving the World One Orgasm at a Time
Never before has a dildo prompted me to break out the fancy china and pour a cup of tea, but here we are. With a classic design pattern, traditionally smooth shape, and capabilities for temperature play, the Tea Time dildo brings a lot more than tea to the table.
The Dodil is a customizable silicone dildo that can be altered again and again simply by soaking in hot water. With the ability to add texture and redefine shape, the Dodil is perfect for those looking to step away from traditional toys and try something new.
I’d never heard of leather jacks before but when I saw them hanging in Agreeable Agony’s shop, I knew I needed one. Read about what makes this tool the ultimate thuddy-style impact toy and how you can get your hands on a custom-designed leather jack of your own.
These claw gloves from The Kink Shop are made of genuine leather and steel and are great for pet play, primal kinks, or for scratching your masochistic urges…
Do you find realistic dildos a little lackluster? Need something more majestic and wild in the bedroom? Look no further! This glorious creation from Split Peaches is sure to bring some magic to your sex life.
The Hitachi Original Magic Wand is perhaps the most well-known external vibrator of the 21st century. However, the increasingly popular Doxy Wand is a worthy competitor to challenge the original Hitachi. Find out which vibrator gives you a run for your money!
The B-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite is a seamless silicone remote-controlled anal plug with rotating beads in the neck and an internal vibrator. It’s basically the Rolls-Royce of anal toys and I think it’s a genius invention.
If you can get past the terrible concept behind the brand name, the Womanizer Plus is pretty great. I use it when I’m looking to get off without any strings attached. Its quick, intense, and often messy–but I adore it.
If you’re into mean, thuddy toys, check out the Hex Nut Impact Stick by RavenHawkToys. It’s heavy, compact, and packs one hell of a punch! Read about why I fell in love with this simple impact stick.
Vampire gloves are available at Naughty Betty’s! They may look terrifying but they actually have a wide range of uses. Read about why these gloves have been my favorite kink toy for the last eight years.
We humans have so little time on this Earth that I never would have guessed I’d be spending any of it Googling for robot eroticia–yet here I am. Introducing what is perhaps the most…peculiar sex toy in my collection as of yet: the Tantus Steam Hunk.
In 2012, I wrote a review for the Cush O2 for a site I no longer review for. Many of the toys I had reviewed with them have long-since been discontinued from my collection due to safety concerns or personal preferences. However, nearly in 2018, I still find myself reaching for this old friend. Being one of the few toys I’ve spent over five years with, I think the Cush O2 deserves a revamped review.
I ordered a completely customized studded paddle from Nefarious Kinks and couldn’t believe the finished product! Find out why I highly recommend this one-man company for all your kinky woodworking needs.
Introducing the Pleasure Works Captain, part of a wonderful line of simply-designed dildos named after military rankings. Captain is one of the larger models they have to offer, but it’s designed with a little more flair than some of its underlings.
A while back, Tantus released five paddles to their line of toys, but these aren’t ordinary leather paddles. Like their dildos, these paddles are all made of 100% pure body-safe silicone.
Cal Exotics put out a comic book-inspired line of vibrators called Mini Marvels. My boyfriend fell in love with the “Marvelous Bunny” model for all the right reasons!
Agreeable Agony produces a lot of impact toys, but they’re also big on rope and wax! I try out two of their mini teacup candles during a few wax play sessions to see just how good they are.
Agreeable Agony makes impact toys called “Petal Slappers” out of bicycle tubing and they’re a great, inexpensive toy to add to your collection!
Emojibator has taken your favorite food emoji euphemisms and turned them into fuckable vibes, available in your choice of eggplant, red chili pepper, and the soon-to-be-released banana. Anyone hungry?
Guest reviewer Salem and I test out two of the most popular electro-play “zappers” on the market and give you all the information you need to choose one for yourself!
I’ve been reviewing sex toys since 2009 and there have been lots of good toys but here’s a list of the best of the best for my personal use.